英語(yǔ)幽默的笑話
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:出什么問(wèn)題了
What was wrong ?
出什么問(wèn)題了?
When I moved to California, I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. MY friend Lisa, who was born and raised there, was completely blase. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake.She looked worried untill stammered,"I think that we-re having anearth quake.”"Thank goodrx}ss,"Linda said.I thought something was wrong with my car."
當(dāng)我剛搬到加州住的時(shí)候,我對(duì)地震極為緊張。而我那位在加州土生土長(zhǎng)的朋友麗莎卻對(duì)此完全無(wú)動(dòng)于衷.我記得有一次我們?cè)诘燃t燈的時(shí)候,她的本田車開(kāi)始抖動(dòng)起來(lái)。她看起來(lái)很擔(dān)心,直到我結(jié)結(jié)巴巴地說(shuō):“我想我們是碰到地震了!八⒖趟闪艘豢跉庹f(shuō)道,“謝天謝地,我還以為是我的車出問(wèn)題了!
英語(yǔ)幽默笑話:肉食部
The meat department
肉食部
My office is in a building remodeled from a former supermarket.
我的辦公室設(shè)在由超市改裝過(guò)的一座大廈里。
One day I overheard the receptionist gI、 ting directions over the phone. "Remember the old grocery store?n she asked thecaller. "You‘¨find us in the meat dopartment.“
有一天,我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)前臺(tái)秘書在電話里描述我們的位置。她說(shuō):“記得老雜貨店嗎?你能在肉食部找到我們!
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