精彩愚人節(jié)英文笑話 “鬼話”連篇

    節(jié)是西方的節(jié)日，你聽(tīng)過(guò)愚人節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話嗎?現(xiàn)在，就讓我們感受一下外國(guó)的幽默，最好也把英語(yǔ)字典放在身邊。

　　1.-What the day is it today?

　　-Today is April fools'day.

　　-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.

　　-Oh!it is really April fools'day.

　　-Haha!you were cheated! 　　2.Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better! 　　3.A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

　　4.Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　5.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

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